Never Send a Man to do a Womans Job

My Mom and I were baking cookies today and we needed some walnuts and some other miscellaneous ingredients. So Mom came up with the idea of sending my Dad down to the store to pick up what we needed. So she wrote him up a list and off he went. When he came back he had everything on the list... but what we couldn't stop laughing about were the walnuts...
So needless to say I spent a good amount of time today cracking walnuts... it was hilarious.